You’d think April’s about to bust in and break it up. April’s actually half deaf in one ear from taking a baseball directly to the side of her head when she was 9. As for the other ear, she’s too busy chugging an entire six pack of beer because putting your nearly-adult-daughters in time out is a fucking ordeal and she earned it.

She’s not coming, that’s what I’m saying.

Sorry for not getting this page up on time; this one took a little longer than I’d anticipated for a page with no backgrounds, and then I didn’t realize that yesterday was Tuesday until this morning. There’s a lot going on in my real life right now, and the balancing thing is hard right now. Thanks for always being so understanding about missed updates and late pages. I love you guys so much.